and I simply know that my followers can’t be bothered to ask me questions….soooooo….I’m going to answer this: (86 questions, sorry)

1. Are looks important in a relationship?

I don’t think they are important in a relationship. They are important in the beginning of that relationship. I mean..I think you have to feel physically attracted to a person in the first place right? Then you start to know that person and the looks doesn’t matter anymore because you’ve fallen in love for their personality, right?

2. Are relationships ever worth it?

Yes…even if they fail you always learn something from them. 

3. Are you a virgin?

No, I’m not. 

4. Are you in a relationship?

Yes!!

5. Are you in love?

Yes!

6. Are you single this year?

No. I’ve been single for 24 years. I’m 25!

7. Can you commit to one person?

Absolutly. 

8. Describe your crush:

Well…he looks like a latino mixed with an asian. Dark skin, dark hair and eyes. Great bone structure. Asian eyes. Big smile. 

9. Describe your perfect mate:

Well…he looks like a latino mixed with an asian. Dark skin, dark hair and eyes. Great bone structure. Asian eyes. Big smile.  

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?

No. You have to know a person to love them and that takes time. I do believe in attraction, sexual attraction. 

11. Do you ever want to get married?

No. For what? To have a paper telling me that I love my partner. Don’t need that. 

12. Do you forgive betrayal?

Don’t think I could, no. 

13. Do you get jealous easily?

Hmmmmmmm….sometimes. When I’m feeling like shit and with a low self-esteem I get really paranoid… 

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?

Obvious answer is obvious. 

15. Do you have any piercings?

No. I really wanted two piercings in my tongue but I’m not courageous enough. 

16. Do you have any tattoos?

Yeah..3! And want more. 

17. Do you like kissing in public?

Well.. yeah…not french kissing because that makes people so uncomfortable.

 
18. Do you masturbate?

Who doesn’t?

19. Do you shave your neither regions?

Uh…yes. 

20. Do you shower every day?

No. And I shower at the end of the day not in the morning. Because that makes so much sense to me. =P 

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

Yes. And he tells me everyday. =)

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

Don’t think so……..but who knows! 

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

Of course. I don’t get why ppl cheat!! If you love that person why be with another…if you don’t love them..then why are you in a relationship?

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

No. Living together probably…married no. 

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?

Fuck this question. 

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

Yeah dude. 

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?

Oh god no! 

28. Have you ever been cheated on?

No. 

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?

No. 

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?

When I was younger I really wanted bigger boobs. Now I’m just happy with them so…no. I wouldn’t change anything. I would get rid of my acne but that’s not plastic surgery. 

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?

Unfortunately yes. Asshole. 

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

I had to google that (I’m portuguese). And yes, absolutely. I never knew when the guy liked me. Sometimes I got a “no” and sometimes I got a “yes”. 

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?

Ahaha. yes. 

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?

No. 

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

Yes……..

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?

Hmmm.. You know when you consider a guy one of you best friends but he sees you just as a friend. Yeah…to me yes but to him no. 

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

No…I’ve fallen in love with guys from my friends group and that always end up like shit. 

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

Yes. Someone that is completly different from me. Of course that didn’t work out. 

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

Yes. Actor and characters. lol 

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?

God no. 

41. Have you had sex so far this year?

Yeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssss. 

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

5 minutes or so. 

43. How long was your longest relationship?

With my current boyfriend - 9 months O_O

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

Since my last relationships never work out - one. 

45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh………does friends count? I don’t know. 

46. How many times did you have sex last year?

Dude…I don’t know….

47. How old are you?

25. =(

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

I would be…I don’t know….dead inside? I would turn into a zombie and whisper something like “I…dead…”

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

Oh fuck. That would be a long list. Hmm..bone structure, cleverness, smile, hands, random moments of sillyness, great sex, cute, sweet, lovely…………so on so son. 

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

It depends…apology for what??

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

Yes. 

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?

Yes. A guy that is still a child and loves his mother in a strange, strange way. 

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

I hope so. ahahahahah

54. Is there someone you will never forget?

Nah…..

55. Share a relationship story.

I liked him. He liked me. I wanted to be with him. He said “I’m going back to my ex”. 

56. State 8 facts about your body:

I’m short. I have sun freckles. My eyes are green. I can’t get fat. I have small boobs. My fingers point in different directions. I’m dark blonde but I dye my hair light blonde. I think my nose is perfect. 

57. Things you want to say to an ex:

Grow up.

58. What are five ways to win your heart?

Food. Fun. Cuteness. Intelligence. Nice hands. 

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)

Go to the “me” section. 

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?

19 years O_O

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?

Teeth, smile, hands, clothes. 

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

Cook. 

63. What is your definition of “having sex”?

Oral, anal and vaginal sex. 

64. What is your definition of cheating?

Uh…… that’s hard. Kiss or liking someone else while being in a relationship with someone I guess. 

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?

Kissing, masturbation and oral. 

66. What is your favourite roleplay?

Don’t have one. 

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?

A picniiiiiic! Oh I love picnics. Or in the Winter a fireplace and a movie. 

68. What is your sexual orientation?

Straight. 

69. What turns you off?

Bad teeth. Stupidity. Bad hygiene. 

70. What turns you on?

Hands. Intelligence. Bone structure. lol 

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?

Don’t know. 

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?

My name. 

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?

Food. 

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?

Clothes I think…..and good teeth. 

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

Food. And a surprise picnic. 

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?

1hour of massage. 

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?

That’s ok if your not a pedophile. I don’t know. 

78. What’s your dirtiest secret?

And do you think I will tell you?? ahahahaha no, really, I don’t know. 

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?

Don’t know. 

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

Yesterday. 

81. Who are five people you find attractive?

My boyfriend, James Franco, Daisy Lowe, Joseph Gordon-Levvit, Ivo Canelas. 

82. Who is the last person you hugged?

My friend Soda. 

83. Who was your first kiss with?

Looool some guy that played football. It was awkward. 

84. Why did your last relationship fail?

Because he was a jerk…I’m glod it failed tho. 

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

Dunno. 

86. You’ll love me if:

YOU’LL MAKE ME FOOOOOOD!!!